flying horse, fox of speed

From: Leej**** @***tradecompany.hk

To: lucas****@****.es

Sent: Friday, October 15, 2010.

Subject: sex power pills / lucky in bar / Liu right hand LOL

Dear Mr. Lucas Varela:

It is my wish that you have a very good day, with success in business, life and “erotic intimacy” (this is mean I hope you satisfy wife in bed. If you do not, call me, I have sex power pills, very cheap, it is like Viagra^® but made in China, you do not need doctor prescription, just money. Very good medicine, not many secondary effects, maybe hair fall or heart attack LOL).

Why Mr. Lee so happy, you ask? Because last night I am “lucky”, I go to bar with Liu, my assitant, and I talk to dancing girl. Very long hair, many curves in body, lips like strawberry. I talk to her, dance with her 14 songs and then I say «it is my wish to go out of this building  and give kiss in mouth to you».

She say: «LOL, LOL, OK».

I say: «Why laughing? Making fun of my little English capacities?!!»

She say: «Calm down, I do not make fun of you. You, very sweet, very sexy, very smart person, I think you are best China exporter and your clients, very lucky people». (I agree with girl).

So I say bye to Liu and go outside with girl and we make much of kissing in mouth (with tongue and ass touch!!). She say «Oh my god, Lee, you’re like God Of Kiss in Mouth!» I say «Wait, sugar little baby doll, you see nothing yet».

Then we go to my office, because I can not go to my house, (my wife there, LOL!). And then we do... you know, “erotic intimacy”.

You know, in China horoscope, I am Flying Horse. This is sign of sexual power, so I do not need sex power pills. I make love to dancing girl, she is soft, gentile, with skin like sponge, hair like spaghetti, like angel of sexyness, and we make much more kissing in mouth and then she say «It is finish already?» because in China horoscope I am also Fox of Speed, this is sign of sexual velocity, you know, so I am very fast in erotic intimacy and I finish in 45 seconds. Then I smoke cigarrete and call taxi for girl. She is angry, she say «I am not piece of beef, I am not object! I have emotions, you are big pig and very bad exporter!!» (I disagree with girl).

Then I sleep like little baby, peace and not interruptions.

On regards of the shipment you await: no idea, very sorry. I am so happy today I do not do any work, LOL, I only put Audio Bullys song “Face in a Cloud” and dance. Liu dance too, but he not so happy, he is not “lucky” in bar last night, so he use his hand to satisfy, you know what I mean? Right hand? (I mean masturbate LOL!).

Best regards,

Lee J***

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