To: lucas****@****.es
Sent: Thursday, April 24, 2013.
Subject: New era / evolution with new name, explain with pokemon metaphor / old ship in bottom of sea.
Dear Mr. Varela,
Very happy when I read your email, we start business again!
Here it is start of new era for friendship with you, after old shipment it is in sea, not surface but bottom, because storm attack shipment and hole in shipment it is mean water inside of shipment, bad because shipment go down to bottom and sailor and captain dead because no breathing in bottom of sea except maybe you have O2 tank or Kevin Costner mutation in Waterworld film, breath in water and swim fast because finger membrane like duck, very good film. So now shipment with hole it is in bottom of sea, fish swim in shipment and maybe shark swim in shipment, or maybe mermaid in shipment!, legend creature it is beautiful woman up but no legs but fish in down, breasts in up, very nice, round and soft, pink nipple, but imposible coitus because fish in down, no human, except maybe you are zoophile pervert and enjoy fish coitus? No judment if you zoophile pervert, we are open mind export company.
Here it is start of new era for friendship with you, after old shipment it is in sea, not surface but bottom, because storm attack shipment and hole in shipment it is mean water inside of shipment, bad because shipment go down to bottom and sailor and captain dead because no breathing in bottom of sea except maybe you have O2 tank or Kevin Costner mutation in Waterworld film, breath in water and swim fast because finger membrane like duck, very good film. So now shipment with hole it is in bottom of sea, fish swim in shipment and maybe shark swim in shipment, or maybe mermaid in shipment!, legend creature it is beautiful woman up but no legs but fish in down, breasts in up, very nice, round and soft, pink nipple, but imposible coitus because fish in down, no human, except maybe you are zoophile pervert and enjoy fish coitus? No judment if you zoophile pervert, we are open mind export company.
And but so here it is start of era of friendship, of reopen of heart to you. New ship in sea. New merchandise for you. New sailor and captain, upgrade with O2 tank in case of storm and hole. New timeline of no delay this time. It is honor promise china style, knee in floor, hand in chest.
But new era for company too. Mr. Lee company name modify because other name police search, so now it is Mr. Lee Exportation Paradise Low Price With Medium Quality. So no scare when you see different name. It is new name for new era, evolution to more power, like pokemon when evolution and new name? Better pokemon? Example Charmander, little fire in tail, but after evolution it is big dragon, big fire in tail, and now it is new name Charizard? Same case with company, now we are big fire in tail, big dragon export company and new name for evolution. I hope pokemon metaphor it is clear for you, if not, you say and I use different metaphor, more clear.
In regards of shipment you await, new timeline it is mean no delay for now, shipment in port very ready to go to you, with love and merchandise. Love it is free, no extra charge for you. Merchandise we charge, not free! LOL, please no confusion.
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