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From: Leej**** @***tradecompany.hk
To: lucas****@****.es
Sent: Thursday, September 16, 2010.
Subject: You are bad person / Problem with hippies / X-Men.

Dear Mr. Lucas Varela,

I see in your email that you are angry because of delay with shipment. We understand. But you understand this: we are not Storm (of X-Men), we can not control weather! She can because she is mutant and professor Xavier teach her to control weather. Professor Xavier, best mutant. He control mind and thinking of other people, only chance to win Magneto, who is magnetic and control metal.

We are also not Aquaman, so can not control fish (whales). We are simple China exporters. You pay, we deliver. Do not control weather. Or fish. Or metal. Or mind and thinking.

You still show my emails in your blog. You, bad person, terrible person, burn in hell and my mafia cousins agree to that. Three days of the week you have to delete. Then, remember, you taste China revenge, number 3 more violent in the world.

On regards of your shipment: good news! Whales stop attack of the ship, because we ask help to japanese friends, they are whales hunters. They extract oil of whale and eat the meat, very good meat!

But we had little problems with ONG Green Peace, idiot hippies! But japanese friends have big arrow guns and shoot Green Peace hippies with it. Very sad but necessary to deliver your shipment.

On regards of your shipment: also bad news because some hippies survive arrow guns and now police is searching for us. We hide in basement, very hard to find us, but great delay for you. Shipment stop in sea, now, because police search ship and dead body of hippies too.

You have four days to delete blog, or we shoot arrow gun to you.

Best regards,

Lee J***

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