old man fishing in sea

From: Leej**** @***tradecompany.hk
To: lucas****@****.es
Sent: Monday, September 13, 2010.
Subject: One week limit notification. Then, revenge.

Dear Mr. Lucas Varela,

I wish you have good day because i do not.

Extreme angry. So angry I punch a wall and make hole, so now very cold in my office because of the bad weather is inside through the hole.

You can imagine my angry when my investigation team say to me you do not delete my emails from August 30 and September 2. Not only that!! You have a new blog about my privacy emails, you make fun of my little English capacities!

Ha-ha, very funny, Mr. Varela.

I can not accept this, so I start an action: I send email to my cousins Song Yung Tang (yes, “Tang” like brand of famous juice, please not make fun of that!) and Liu Sun. Both cousins belong to China Mafia, so revenge is organizing for you.

I see in your last email you ask how is China revenge. Please see attached picture of our last victim. We force the victim to play chess vs. himself while we extract his skin. This is physical torture (skin, much pain) and psychic torture (chess vs. himself, so boring!).

IMPORTANT: You have one week to delete privacy mails from blog, or I will order cousins start revenge.

On regards of shipment you await: great delay. Whales in the sea attack the ship and make hole, so ship has hole in the wall and water and bad weather get inside. Like my hole in my wall!! Great coincidence, LOL!!

So not our fault, but whale’s fault. Whales, very violent fish. When whales calm, we repair ship. When, you ask? We do not know. Patience, like old man fishing in sea, you know famous tale? Hemingway? Very good writer, Nobel prize!!

One week! Or revenge!!

Best regards,

Lee J***

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