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little baby pee in pants or buffalo soldier?

From: Leej**** @***tradecompany.hk
To: lucas****@****.es
Sent: Thursday, October 10, 2011.
Subject: Bob Marley / glass of water / explosion in the sea / decision.


Dear Mr. Varela,

So hello to you, my pacient friend in other side of world.
Here it is question for you.You know glass of water? You have glass of water with water until middle of glass, ok? Imagine glass, and that it is mean two option for you: see water half full or half empy. This it is depend on you are optimist (very happy person, 'everything is all right' similar to Bob Marley thinking, reggae thinking of peace, do not worry about thing, no woman no cry, buffalo soldier) or maybe you are pesimist (world it is big failure, end it is coming, nothing is beautiful anymore, et cétera)

Ok, so now I present to you metaphor glass of water, this is mean I give you new regarding your ship and you have option to decision optimist or pesimist. New it is this: shipment you await it is in bottom of sea, big explosion because bad motor of ship not tolerate cheap gasoline, so explosion, captain dead, all crew dead, you can google "hong kong ship explosion" and see I do not lie.

You are pesimist person (world failure, glass empty), bad new, "Oh my ship, my ship, it is not coming, so great delay" you can cry like little baby pee in pants, or you are optimist person (happy, buffalo soldier) and make thank to god because you do not die in ship, for example, see glass of water it is full of hope, nice hope of alive, of not burn in middle of sea, of not victim of cheap gasoline, and not explosion in your house, just in ship in water, poor captain, poor other mariners and also poor fish making swim near ship when ship do explosion, they not guilty of bad motor, of cheap gasoline, they only do swim in peace in ocean, then suddenly fly  in air, after explosion, fire in the fish, so sad, Mr. Varela, this is carpe diem but because it is with fish, it is carp diem (carp it is name of fish, I make joke with similar words LOL)

Now it is decision of you what glass of water you see, metaphor of what person you are: little baby pee in pants or buffalo soldier? I leave decision to you, no presure, relax, be water friend of mine, famous Bruce Lee phrase.

Best regards,

Mr. Lee.


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